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In the Pursuit of Happiness

26 Jan

I’ve learned a few things over the last few months of my life.  1.  Commitment is scary.  2.  Community is by far the best comedy on TV and 3.  Happiness is a choice so choose wisely.

Job 5:8 – 18 “But if I were you, I would appeal to God; I would lay my cause before him.  9 He performs wonders that cannot be fathomed, miracles that cannot be counted.  10 He provides rain for the earth; he sends water on the countryside.  11 The lowly he sets on high, and those who mourn are lifted to safety.  12 He thwarts the plans of the crafty, so that their hands achieve no success.  13 He catches the wise in their craftiness, and the schemes of the wily are swept away.  14 Darkness comes upon them in the daytime; at noon they grope as in the night.  15 He saves the needy from the sword in their mouth; he saves them from the clutches of the powerful.  16 So the poor have hope, and injustice shuts its mouth.  17 Blessed is the one whom God corrects; so do not despise the discipline of the Almighty.  18 For he wounds, but he also binds up; he injures, but his hands also heal”.  

Like I said, happiness is a choice.  In that, we choose what makes us happy.  A full bank account, cupboard full of food, job security are all things that usually to make people happy.  But all of the aforementioned tend to fluctuate.  If money is what makes you happy and you have an empty bank account, you will be miserable.  If you rely on a full stomach to make you smile but have nothing to eat you will be miserable.  If having a job makes you feel safe and secure but you get fired you will probably be miserable.  While it’s possible for these things to provide some sort of happiness, it is a superficial happiness.  The first step towards true happiness is putting your faith in God.

If you put your faith in anything other then God you are going to live a “Stock Market Life”.  Meaning, there will be lots of ups and downs.  God, however, is like a line constantly trending upward.  When you put your faith in God, it gives you the opportunity to be happy even when things go wrong.  When money is tight God will take care of your finances.  When you need to find a job God will find you a job.  When you are hungry God will feed you.  Yes, we have OUR part to play in all of those things but we can trust God to do his part.  Like it says in Job 5:9 “He performs wonders that cannot be fathomed, miracles that cannot be counted.”  And again in Job 5:15 , “He saves the needy from the sword in their mouth; he saves them from the clutches of the powerful.”   We know we can trust God to provide because he is a provider of all things!

This blog was hard to spit out.  All I really wanted to say was God will make you happy.  We know he will!  We just have to let him.

peace,

Jimmy

What Happens in Vegas…

16 Nov

What happens in Vegas only happens in Vegas.

This blog has been a long time coming. I got to travel to Vegas with work a few weeks ago for a massive nerd tech conference. I also told Jim that I’d write about it. My apologies – I’ve kind of been procrastinating.

So Vegas. Right. Vegas…is WILD. Everything is oversized and in your face. No holding back, anything goes. The entire place is set up for you to believe and feel that if you are ever going to do anything in your life, this is the place.

Do you know that I, while in Vegas, seriously considered doing 2 things:

  1. Getting a tattoo
  2. Going bungee jumping

I must explain, because those are two very common things that people do all the time. For me though needles make me faint and I am deathly afraid of heights. But, in Vegas, I actually felt courageous about doing both of those things. I thought, ‘I can do that, it won’t be too bad, and besides, I am in Vegas’. My wife laughed at me when I told her this.

I didn’t get tattooed or throw myself off a perfectly good structure but I did think about where this courage came from. The answer: Oxygen. They pump it right onto the casino floors! This must have been what inspired me to do things that I would never do otherwise.

More likely though, is the great job that Vegas has done selling itself as such a ‘anything goes’ destination. I bet you can’t even count the number of times you’ve heard someone say the ‘What happens in Vegas’ line.

And that’s how they do it. They put all of these over the top, glitzy crazy opportunities in your face. Where else are you going to be able to destroy stuff with a giant front end loader, shoot a bazooka and possibly win large amounts of cash in one day?

Nowhere. I bet there is nowhere else where such a random and crazy combination of things exist for the taking. Except maybe Dubai.

Mike

2012

28 Oct

To those who know me I have always been a fan of synchronized, well choreographed, dancing.  This is Genki Sudo and the well attired members of Japan’s New World Order.  Don’t bother trying to understand the lyrics.  They are in some language I have never even heard of.

peace,

Jimmy

Halloween Light Show

24 Oct

Halloween is just around the corner and for many of you that means finding a costume that is both funny and topical.  For me that means my first Halloween in my new house.  I went out and got a couple of behemoth pumpkins (62 lbs and 50 lbs) this weekend now I’m going to carve them up and put them on display for next Monday.

Do not expect any kind of decoration/lighting like this,

peace,

Jimmy

A bus blog. Or, why I should have gotten a tablet.

18 Oct

Attention sugar shackers!  I’ve decided to open the-sugarshack.com to all of my friends in hopes that I could get some fresh new blood up in this joint.

Meet Mike!  Mike is a good friend of mine who will be bringing a fresh take on….I have no idea what about, actually.  I just told him that he could contribute as long as it wouldn’t land either of us in the slammer.

Without further adieu, give it up for Mike!’

 

I told my friend Jim that I would contribute to this blog (the-sugarshack.com) so I decided to write it while on the bus. On my phone.

This made me realize a number of things, mostly that being on the bus is not the best place to get the creative juices flowing.

First, mobile phone keyboards are lame. And mine is even a smart one! This is my first attempt at typing this blog: “I toos ky friend Jim.” Jim said I should keep this clean so I’ll refrain from saying how I really feel about that (anger is something that comes easily for me). But really!? Hasn’t technology come far enough to prevent this? Maybe my fingers are too fat.

Secondly, buses don’t have enough leg room. Usually when I am writing (almost never) I like to stretch out my pegs, or legs (thanks phone) to think. Not on the bus. My ass is going numb at this very moment. Any attempt to move will probably be taken as aggression by my seat mate.

I don’t know if having a tablet would make this experience any better. The bus is always shaking and bumping around its a wonder that there are no seat belts on these things. I think I am going to have to change my topic mid-blog. New topic: Why buses are terrible.

I’ve already talked enough about them but if anyone has actually had to take the bus they know that buses are the worst level of transportation. Buses exist because you can’t take the subway. Or your city doesn’t have one, and yes I’m looking at you Ottawa.
I guess until that happens I’m stuck with the bus and my mobile. Unless I get a tablet, which would be pretty sweet.

-Mike

Elephunk – A brief history of flight

28 Aug

peace,

Jimmy

Matt does a line

24 Aug

peace,

Jimmy

Trial and Error teaser 2

12 Aug

The driver has some thoughts on Matt…

peace,

Jimmy

Trial and Error Teaser 1

10 Aug

The boys from the DRC are back!

peace,

Jimmy

The Great Glebe Garage Sale Tips

26 May

It is the greatest exchange of second hand goods in Ottawa.  NAY, THE WORLD!!  Nay, just Ottawa.  You will literally find anything your heart desires in the Glebe this weekend, if you start early enough that is.  Anything from vinyl records to used stuffed animals.  If you are a collector of TV guides, ala Frank Costanza, I’m sure you will be in luck tomorrow.

Here are a few tips to keep in mind for the madness that is the Great Glebe Garage Sale:

  1. Start early:  It get’s crazy down there.  Being there early could be the difference between you buying a pool table or buying cue chalk.  Also, due to the construction down there parking will be limited.
  2. Bring cash:  Lot’s of it!  Oddly enough, the residents of the Glebe will not be accepting debit or VISA/Mastercard.
  3. Bring your negotiating skills:  The people in the Glebe are nice people.  They are the kind of people that will help an old lady across the street.  However, they are shikesters (sh-IKE-sters) and they will try and take you for all your worth if you’re not ready to get tough on $$$.  Don’t feel like you have to pay top dollar for the China with the cracks all over it.
  4. Elbows up:  It get’s crowded at the GGGS.  Be courteous to women and children but to everybody else, ESPECIALLY the Irish, take no prisoners.
  5. Lay on the sunblock:  You will likely be outside for hours due to the enormous amount of stuff you will be browsing through.  If you don’t want to look like a lobster by days end, throw on some block.  The higher the SPF the lower the chance that you will be regretting being outside the day before.
  6. Everybody for themselves:  If you want something, take it.  Don’t let some guy tell you he was there first.  Possession is 9/10 of the law.  Rip out of that guys hand to take possession and refer to tip #4.
Enjoy the weekend everybody!
peace,
Jimmy
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